Monday, 7 December 2009

A Small Island



This adaptation of Andrea Levy’s 2004 novel suffers from being a love story largely bereft of love. Rather than being the molten lava shooting from the mountain top, love is buried deep below the surface amid the cooling magma, acting as the discreet propulsion to the eruption rather than being responsible for the eruption itself.
Hortense (the ever marvellous Naomie Harris) idolises her foster-brother Michael (Ashley Walters), loving him for his cool insolence towards his father and his dreams of leaving the parochial pastures of Jamaica for the wonders of England. He is offered the chance to fulfil his dreams because of the outbreak of World War Two, and also because he is disowned by his own father after seducing the white schoolmistress during a hurricane. An event witnessed by Hortense, who blurts it out in a fit of wounded jealousy to the local pastor, provoking the schism between father and son.

But what upsets Hortense most isn’t the presumed infidelity of Michael – he seems oblivious to her affection – but the destruction of her dreams to one day emigrate to England with her restless foster brother rather than the mindless delirium of love.

And this theme of following dreams, only to have them brutally shattered is the theme that flows strongly through the veins of the protagonists. Queenie Bligh (Ruth Wilson) has the same outlook as Hortense, only her dreams are slightly more advanced. She has escaped the humdrum life on a rural pig farm and works in a shop owned by her aunt.



After her aunt dies, Queenie is threatened by her grasping mother that she will have to move back home to the pig farm. Standing beside her, dull boyfriend Bernard (Benedict Cumberbatch) sees his chance to make his dreams come true and claims that he and Queenie are soon to be married. Trapped between regressing to her past life and treading water in her new life, Queenie elects for the latter. Wilson beautifully captures the resigned apathy with which she makes the choice, transmitting the weary frustration and concession she must make to keep her dreams intact, or at least vaguely recognisable.

It’s this compulsion to pursue dreams rather than affection and love that makes Queenie’s seduction by the stoically charismatic Michael, who has joined the RAF, just about plausible. With her husband away on duty overseas, Queenie is charmed by Michael’s exotic anecdotes about his homeland (just as Hortense fell in love with his fabrications of idyllic England).

Completing the brilliant cast is David Oyelowo as Gilbert Joseph, who leaves Jamaica for the British Army for more practical reasons than the wistful Michael. He believes Hitler will once more enslave his countrymen, while he wants the regular salary so he can pursue his dream of becoming a lawyer once the war has finished.

It’s part of the heavy, and sometimes clumsy, symbolism that Gilbert is mistaken by both Hortense and Queenie for Michael, representing a more realistic aim for both women. Both are initially attracted to him because they remind them of Michael, and Hortense even marries him; doing so with the same practical pragmatism that Gilbert might exhibit – she wants to fulfil her dream of journeying to England, and with Michael missing presumed dead, Gilbert is an adequate, though not outstanding, substitute.
The reliance on symbolism strips away from the cast their collective appeal, and their most desperate decisions are not founded upon love, but on envy or the fruitless pursuit of their futile dreams. And while they chase these dreams, it does make for an engaging narrative. But too often they deceive friends and lovers out of a calculating rationality rather than through the raptures of love, making them seem cold and aloof.

In fact, the across-the-board excellence of the acting becomes a flaw, as each of the cast becomes increasingly unlovable as they are so wonderfully nuanced, with every grimace or frown showing off their dispassion for their friends and lovers if their dreams are at risk of sacrifice. Even the prim Hortense betrays her best friend Celia when she reveals to her then-beau Gilbert that she has an infirm mother, whom she would gladly abandon to follow Gilbert across the ocean to begin a new life in England. Gilbert dumps Celia on the spot, enabling Hortense to concoct a plan whereby she will pay for his passage to England on the condition that they marry; entering a cold, loveless relationship; an experience that you share as the viewer no matter how beguiling the cast or rich the narrative.

Big Top, BBC1


They say don’t they whoever they happen to be that you should never judge a book by the cover. it’s the same with TV series except we change the well known phrase to you should never judge a TV series by its timeslot, cast and god awful premise. As a TV reviewer I should live and die by these guidelines but I must confess I was guilty of judging the BBC’s latest “comedy offering” Big Top as soon as it appeared in the listings magazine. To save you a painful half an hour you’ll never get back let me tell you what its about. Amanda Holden (Britain’s Got Talent) is the ringmaster at a circus which we are told is on its last legs. However because the jokes and cast are so painfully awful the production team have decided to make the down on its luck Circus all shiny and colourful as if to blind the audience with a rainbow. Holden isn’t completely to blame for the god awfulness of Big Top as an actress she can only deliver what she’s been given but she manages to deliver each so called punch line with the timing and enthusiasm of a children’s TV presenter doped up on Starbucks and sugar. She is joined by a caricature of circus performers including a husband and wife team of clowns, a foreign trapeze artist who has his eye on Holden’s character and a sarcastic lighting rigger played by once respected comedy actor Tony Robinson.


Perhaps the cast is the most puzzling thing about Big Top. Somehow (excluding Holden) it has managed to somehow attract proper comedic talent like Robinson, Ruth Madoc and John Thomson. Excluding the comedy (as there were so little of it its not really even worth discussing) the 7.30pm timeslot and the premise about a circus deemed this family viewing but surprisingly some of the “jokes” were crude and seemed unstable for the early billing.

Its completely understandable that TV companies are trying to make less expensive programming but in the case of Big Top perhaps if they’d spent more money on finding a writer who could write jokes as opposed to one who followed a comedy map that dictated every set up must be immediately followed by the punch line so as not to allow the audience to forget when to laugh and I suppose the shiny colours will help to keep them awake.

Sometimes as a TV reviewer you are forced to sit through awful programmes. Sometimes you are tortured and feel tempted to break your telly and sometimes you wonder why you enjoy TV at all In the case of Big Top all three were true. Without screaming and swearing its virtually impossible to convey how terrible Big Top is. Its also worrying that the BBC have placed their faith in tat like this when Lee Mack’s genuinely funny sitcom Not Going Out was cruelly and prematurely axed earlier this year. If at anytime over the festive period you find yourself accidently tuned into Big Top I have one recommendation. Take a tip from John Thomson’s clown and stick a pair of ferrets down your trousers. It will be more entertaining and less painful.


Wednesday, 2 December 2009

The TV Week - Saturday 12th December - Friday 18th December 2009

Saturday
6.30pm Cheryl Cole's Night In ITV - One off music special as part of the X Factor Final Weekend with performances from Cheryl Cole, Rihanna, Will Young, Will.I.Am and Alexandra Burke.
9.30pm The British Comedy Awards 2009 ITV - Hosted by Jonathan Ross. Followed by the Fun goes on at 11.00pm on ITV2
10.40pm Pulling: The Special BBC2 - Repeat of the final episode of the Sharon Hogan comedy which was axed by BBC3 earlier this year.
Sunday
7.00pm Sports Personailty of the Year 2009 BBC1
9.30pm I Dreamed a Dream: The Susan Boyle Story ITV1 - The story of the Britain's Got Talent contestants including live performances and contributions from Simon Cowell, Ant & Dec and Susan's friends and family. Hosted Peirs Morgan.
11:30pm Nicola Mclean: Studs and Stilettos ITV2 - Programme following the lives of model and I'm a Celebrity star Nicola McLean and her new husband, Peterborough United footballer Tom Williams.
Monday
8.30pm Move Like Michael Jackson BBC3 - Reality to find a dancer with the abilty to be the next Michael Jackson. Staring with the audtions to find those with the talent to perform in front of judges Jamiela and Jermaine Jackson. Hosted by Reggie Yates.
9.00pm Out of My Depth ITV1 - Documentary that sees a well known face try their hand at a new occupation. Amanda Holden trains to be a Midwife.
Tuesday
7.00pm One Man and His Dog BBC2
8.00pm Jamie's Family Christmas Channel 4 - 5-part cookery series where the chef prepares for Christmas Dinner.
9.00pm Glee E4 - A Sneak peak at the US comedy/drama before it debuts on e4 in 2010.
Wendesday
7.30pm The Royal Variety Performance 2009 ITV1 - Peter Kay hosts this years show m the Opera House Theatre, Blackpool. With performances from Bette Midler, Whoopi Goldberg and the cast of the smash hit musical Sister Act, and dance troupe Diversity, the winners of this year's Britain's Got Talent. There is music from Lady Gaga, Michael Buble, Alexandra Burke, Mika, Miley Cyrus, Katherine Jenkins, the stars of the hit show Here Come the Girls, Lulu, Anastacia and Chaka Khan. Plus comedy from Jason Manford, Paddy McGuinness.
8.00pm Grow Your Own Drugs For Christmas BBC2
9.00pm The Hairy Biker's 12 Days of Christmas BBC2
Thursday
9.00pm Rick Stien's Christmas odyssey BBC2
9.00pm Cutting Edge: Teens and Tiaras Channel 4 - Documentary about "The London Season" which as once at the heart of the upper classes, providing the opportunity to meet the Queen and a marriage market for the young daughters of Britain's most privileged. Today, "The Season" remains one of the last bastions of British elite society, surviving into the 21st century thanks to its committed and determined organisers.
11.00pm Crooked House BBC4 - Repeat of last year's Christmas Ghost strories wrritten by and starring Mark Gatiss.
Friday
9.00pm Heston's Christmas Feasts Channel 4 - Heston Blumenthal returns to create the ultimate Christmas feast inspired by the most incredible festive dishes of the past. Serving to celebrity diners Mariella Frostrup, comedienne Arabella Weir, former rugby player Matt Dawson, actor James Purefoy and journalist Kate Spicer.
10.05pm Comedy Showcase: Girl Friday Channel 4 - Sketch show written by and starring Josie Long, Kerry Howard, Sara Pascoe, at Lurtsema, Kathryn Drysdale and Lu Corfield.
11.25pm Crooked House BBC4 - Episode 2 of the 3-part ghost story from 2008.

QI, BBC1

QI is the cockroach of the television world. Not because it is a pestilent interloper disseminating disease and effluvia throughout the world – at least not until the episode featuring Jeremy Clarkson. It’s because that it seems impervious to the world surrounding it; and that Stephen Fry and four of his witty acolytes could be confined to a bunker while a nuclear holocaust unfolds outside while they cheerily debate the merits of giving honey to a bee to keep it alive or savour the fantasy of sinking the entire French Navy.

Of course, nothing has changed since the last series. But for Fry’s marked weight loss – which awards him the mien of a kindly, wise librarian – and Rob Brydon’s thicker hair, they could have all been locked away since the end of the last series.

It is perhaps a small criticism of the four panellists in this opener – Brydon, David Mitchell, Dara OBriain and the resident Alan Davies – that they all play their allotted roles like actors returning to a soap they once dominated but were unable to translate their talents to more nuanced dramas.

Mitchell takes up the reins of the indignant noble, vituperating about the perils of reviving an ailing bee with more honey than it will produce in her lifetime, leading to the potential diminishing of the world’s honey supply – “It’s like showing a very tired mason a whole cathedral!”

Brydon, meanwhile, envelops himself in an even deeper disguise of a bombastic ignoramus who condescendingly mocks his fellow panellists only to have his pomposity pricked for comic effect.

And Davies plays the stupid child who initially tries to keep up with his more intellectual peers, until, chided warmly by the brilliant Fry, he gives up and devotes his time to making silly observations or cutting up the studio with a valuable antique saw – even if it was evident that such a renegade escapade had been planned in advance.

It was only Dara O’Briain who struggled slightly, and this was because of his similarity to Mitchell in that they both thrive through the unhinged, indignant rant against the ills of humanity. O’Briain’s disdain for a sign in Ireland that had a comma where an apostrophe should have been was kidnapped by Mitchell, who expanded the joke into sign writers who notice that clients have spelt ‘accommodation’ wrongly in their instructions but who will only correct it if the client has signed-up for their more expensive deluxe service. It really needed the laconic Rich Hall instead of either one of these.

But it doesn’t really matter in the long term. QI has the joyful capacity to endure long after we’re gone, even if it metamorphoses into something different. Five (almost always) men debating impotently about the indignities and idiocy of the world is something that will endure, and has endured, throughout human history, and has often been the foundation for governments and kingdoms. When its most fruitful situation has invariably been proved to be a darkened television studio.

TV WEEK - SATURDAY 5TH DECEMBER - FRI DEC 11TH

Saturday
9.30pm Being Alan Bennett BBC2 - To mark his 75th year, a rare glimpse into the life and work of Alan Bennett, one of the UK's best-loved writers.
9.30pm Rod Stewart One Night Only ITV - Concert hosted by Ben Shepard including footage of the singer's home and a duet with the Stereophonics.
Sunday
6.00pm Noel's Christmas Presents Update Sky One - Noel revisits people from the 2007 and 2008 editions of the series.
9.00pm Small Island BBC1 - 2-part drama based apon Andrea Levy's award-winning story of Jamaicans and Londoners involved in World War Two. London 1948: Hortense joins Gilbert her new husband in England where he is lodging with Queenie Bligh. Starring Ruth Wilson and David Oyelowo.
Monday
11.00am Living Dangerously BBC1 - Series telling the stories of people caught up in extreme weather events in the UK. From floods to hailstorms and even tornados, find out what happens when freak weather hits, and learn how to protect yourself, your home and your family from disaster.
9.00pm I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!: Coming Out ITV - Catching up with the celebritites following on from their time in the jungle.
9.00pm Man On Earth Channel 4 - Tony Robinson travels back through 200,000 years of human history to find out what happened to our ancestors when violent climate change turned their world upside down, and what they can teach us as we face our own climate crisis today.
9.00pm Games Britanina BBC4 - Series in which Benjamin Woolley looks at how popular games in Britain from the Iron Age to the Information Age are a rich source of cultural and social history, and shows how the instinct to play games is both as universal and elemental as language itself.
10:35pm Inside MI5: The Real Spooks ITV - A look at the history of MI5 based on the book Defence of the Realm by Professor Christopher Andrew, who was given unprecedented access to MI5's top secret files.
Tuesday
8.00pm Coastline Cops ITV - Cameras follow the men and women who look after the 10,500 miles of Britain's coastline.
Kirstie's Homemade Christmas Channel 4 - Kirstie Allsopp returns for a three-part special that sees her create the perfect homemade Christmas. She shows how to create the perfect Christmas decorations, choose the right tree and design your own Christmas cards.
9.00pm Can Gerry Robinson Fix Dementia Care Homes? BBC2 - 2-parter where Businessman Sir Gerry Robinson returns in a new series in which he tries to turn around three struggling care homes.
9.00pm Robson Green's Wild Swimming Adventure ITV - Two-part programme in which actor Robson Green embraces the pursuit of outdoor swimming, visiting the country's lidos, lakes, rivers and seas and meeting some fellow-bathers along the way. In the first programme, Robson returns to the freezing Tyne, in which he swam as a child. Later, he moves on to more clement waters in the South West including Tinside Lido and Porthowan Tidal Pool.
9.00pm Alesha Dixon: Who's Your Daddy? BBC3 - Alesha Dixon investigates the potential fallout of not knowing who your father is. Alesha talks to children and experts as she examines both the emotional and practical implications of not knowing where and who you come from.
10.00pm Russell Brand: Skinned Channel 4 - An intimate and revealing documentary about the inimitable Russell Brand featuring behind-the-scenes footage, stand-up performance and an in-depth interview with Frank Skinner.
10.35pm Christmas Tales ITV - Three-part series in which Fiona Phillips examines the phenomenon of festive icons. In the first programme, she looks at the long and fascinating history of the Christmas tree.
Wednesday
9.00pm Horizon: How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? BBC2 - faces a population crisis. He reflects on the impact of a doubling in world population during his career. While much of the projected population growth is in the developing world, it is the lifestyle enjoyed by many in the West that has the most impact on the planet.
Thursday
8.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build BBC1 - 1.6 million children in Britain today live in bad housing. In this DIY SOS special Nick Knowles and the team attempt to re-house a Dad and four children who have spent four years stuck in a caravan in the garden of their one bed house.
8.00pm Stuart: The Day My Life Changed BBC3 - Stuart Mangan pretty much had it all - he had completed a masters, got a great job and had a long-term girlfriend. Then in April 2008, Stuart broke his neck while playing rugby. His injuries left him paralysed from the head down, he can only breathe with the aid of a ventilator and needs 24-hour care.
Friday
9.00pm Mister Eleven ITV1 - First of a two-part romantic comedy drama. Schoolteacher Saz Paley's love life is driven not by her heart, but by an obsession with numbers. She believes the statistic that the average British woman marries her eleventh sexual partner, so Saz could not be more certain that her fiance Dan is the man for her - because he is her own Mr Eleven. Starring Michelle Ryan and Sean Maguire.